That's just hilarious!
I can see my 4 (almost 5) yr old saying that. He's very serious.
Well here's my most recent "bad" (read: evil? :evil grin: ) moment:
Friday night our neighbour asked me to pick up her 9 and 13 yr old sons, their religious school (not our religion). He doesn't ride in a booster anymore in his parent's car but he doesn't come anywhere near 5 stepping. In the backseat, three across in a sedan, I had DD in her HBB, DS2's (empty) FF seat installed, and DS1's HBB for 9 yr old (my DS's weren't there). Her 13 yr old up front.
9 yr old really didn't want to sit in the booster. Exact words after several minutes of his protesting, "I'd rather walk than sit in that seat!"
Me: "Okay with me, walk". Get in driver's seat, shut driver's door, start engine :evil grin: I've never seen a kid get in the car and buckle his booster (correctly) so fast.
The look on his face was priceless, and his brother was cracking up too.
BTW: I wouldn't have really left him, and know his parents well enough to know they're okay with my "humour/convincing".