:ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO:
I LOVE some of the stuff they write up, it's hilarious!
The text for the USB Stuff:
"Advanced Technology To Distract You From Work
Ladies and Gentlemen, please take note. Right now, we’re offering the very latest in ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.
That’s right, and don’t ask us how we got it. Just accept that you’ve got the chance to get one of these fine ALIEN DESIGNED products. Made by ALIENS. And we’ll prove it to you now.
This USB Mini Tower lets you CONTROL THE WEATHER. The built in air purifier cleans your air, while the light makes day appear… EVEN AT NIGHT!! And the cooling fan offers a nice breeze. But that’s not all. Fill the included bottle with ice water and the fan BRINGS THE FEEL OF WINTER RIGHT TO YOUR DESKTOP!!! How does it work? ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!!
Or what about the MiniPaper Shredder? Like a thousand blades… RIGHT AT YOUR DESKTOP!! As you destroy important documents without anyone knowing, you’ll ask yourself, “How is this possible?” The answer? ALIENS!!
And what about control over physics? You’ll get that too, with the USB Chiller/Warmer. Your drink too warm? CHILL IT! Your drink too cold? WARM IT! It’s the sort of thing aliens do every day, and now the POWER IS YOURS!!
Best of all, any of these items work anywhere in the universe, thanks to the USB connection. So don’t wait for us to sneak more of these out of Hanger 18… we mean PURCHASE MORE THROUGH LEGITIMATE MEANS. Grab your piece of futuretech right now!"