Dear Clek,
Please understand that I'm saying this very nicely and politely. But go away. I have been having fun with your marketing campaign, and even created a "Foonf Fund" just for the fun of it. But I had no intention of buying a Foonf. When it came out that the cover wasn't removable, that made me happy because, for a brief time, I really believed that I didn't even want a Foonf. I even stopped reading this thread, thinking that I had lost interest. Then you came along and explained about the fabric and the removable cushions and you hurt my resolve. I fear if you continue to stick around and answer questions so completely, I may have to spend my Foonf Fund on an actual Foonf. You are scaring me. Please just let me believe that the Foonf can't possibly be worth the price you are asking. Even if I can just continue to fool myself into believing I don't want a Foonf until it's actually released, you will make my Christmas season much less stressful. I almost cried when you said "narrower than a Radian." You don't want to make me cry, do you?
Best Regards,
Elizabeth
P.S. Just in case it isn't clear, this is my way of saying whatever you're doing seems to be working. To the potential detriment of my pocketbook.