JaRylan
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*I urgently needed a few days off work,*
*But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.*
*I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"*
*Then he would tell me to take a few days off.*
*So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.*
*My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.*
*I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,*
*So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.*
*A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,*
*"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"*
*I told him I was a light bulb.*
*He said, "You are clearly stressed out."*
*Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."*
*I jumped down and walked out of the office...*
*When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,*
*"..And where do you think you're going?!"*
*(You're gonna love this....)*
*She said, "I'm going home,too. I can't work in the dark.*
*But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.*
*I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"*
*Then he would tell me to take a few days off.*
*So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.*
*My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.*
*I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,*
*So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.*
*A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,*
*"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"*
*I told him I was a light bulb.*
*He said, "You are clearly stressed out."*
*Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."*
*I jumped down and walked out of the office...*
*When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,*
*"..And where do you think you're going?!"*
*(You're gonna love this....)*
*She said, "I'm going home,too. I can't work in the dark.*
