I would rather have put this in the stroller forum, but since it's gone, this will have to do. I still love that BOB Duallie I got a year and a half ago.
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Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her BOB. It is so big. She looks like one of those computer guys' girlfriends. Who understands those computer guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total suburbanite, K? I mean, her BOB, it's just so big. I can't believe it's just so wide, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... white!
I like big BOBs and I cannot lie
You other mothers can't deny
When a mom rolls in with 2 itty bitty babes and a fixed wheel in your face you get hung
Up on her stuff
'Cause you notice that her BOB is tough
Even though she's started glarin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Oh, baby I wanna ride wit ya
But I won't fit - nah
My homegirls tried to warn me
But that BOB you got
Makes me so smarmy
Ooh, so you're moovin
and our convo has to end?
Well s'cuse me, s'cuse me
but your stroller's made me loopy
I can't stop glancin'
And I wanna do some dancin'
Don't fret, my pet
I bet you've got an Ergo set
I'm tired of tiny seats
And no space for the treats
Take a stay-at-home-mom and ask her that -
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got a BOB? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to brake it! (brake it!) brake it! (brake it!)
Brake that stealthy BOB!
Babies got BOB!
I like 'em wide and big
And when I'm pushin a rig
I just can't help myself, I'm wearin my garanimals
With socks and sandals
I wanna get it home
And, umm, double-up, one, two
I ain't talkin' 'bout play, boy
BOB Duallie parts aren't made for toys
I want 'em real thick and sturdy
So find that canopy bubble
Stay-at-home's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that double
So I'm lookin' at Youtube videos
Spindly Gracos boring as prose
You can have them Gracos
I'll keep my children from stroller woes
A word to the hip BOB sisters:
I wanna stride with ya
I won't bump or jolt ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Walk till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of DINKS won't like this song
'Cause they don't like to share the path
But I'll keep rolling and risk their wrath
'Cause BOBs are long, and they're strong
And they've got the suspension on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
Is that BOB your kids' Mercedes? (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Roll it out!
Even single folk got to shout
Babies got BOB!
Babies got BOB!
Yeah, baby, when it comes to strollers, Valco ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
41-26-19? Only if it's folded up!
So your girlfriend rolls a Joovy
And she thinks it's pretty groovy
But Joovy ain't got the shocks of a BOB smoothie
My visa gold card won't get used unless that stroller soothes
You can use Baby Trend or Cosco
But ask me, and I'll say "hell no!"
Some mothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the BOB ain't gold
They just don't apprehend it
So I wrote up a song to defend it
The haters say you're too large
But I like you large and in charge
Cause your touch is light and your angles are stunnin'
And I'm thinkin' 'bout runnin'
To the lightweights at BRU:
One brisk walk, and you are through
Take advice from your sister, you can't resist her
Those Amazon reviews didn't miss her
Some know-it-all tried to dis
'Cause these BOBs are on my list
She had one but she chose to trash it
And I pulled up quick to stash it
So ladies, if the BOB is broad
And you want to do more than plod
Dial 1-800-uz-da-hip
And take yourself a trip
Babies got BOB!
in case it's been a while:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo[/ame]
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Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her BOB. It is so big. She looks like one of those computer guys' girlfriends. Who understands those computer guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total suburbanite, K? I mean, her BOB, it's just so big. I can't believe it's just so wide, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... white!
I like big BOBs and I cannot lie
You other mothers can't deny
When a mom rolls in with 2 itty bitty babes and a fixed wheel in your face you get hung
Up on her stuff
'Cause you notice that her BOB is tough
Even though she's started glarin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
Oh, baby I wanna ride wit ya
But I won't fit - nah
My homegirls tried to warn me
But that BOB you got
Makes me so smarmy
Ooh, so you're moovin
and our convo has to end?
Well s'cuse me, s'cuse me
but your stroller's made me loopy
I can't stop glancin'
And I wanna do some dancin'
Don't fret, my pet
I bet you've got an Ergo set
I'm tired of tiny seats
And no space for the treats
Take a stay-at-home-mom and ask her that -
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got a BOB? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to brake it! (brake it!) brake it! (brake it!)
Brake that stealthy BOB!
Babies got BOB!
I like 'em wide and big
And when I'm pushin a rig
I just can't help myself, I'm wearin my garanimals
With socks and sandals
I wanna get it home
And, umm, double-up, one, two
I ain't talkin' 'bout play, boy
BOB Duallie parts aren't made for toys
I want 'em real thick and sturdy
So find that canopy bubble
Stay-at-home's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that double
So I'm lookin' at Youtube videos
Spindly Gracos boring as prose
You can have them Gracos
I'll keep my children from stroller woes
A word to the hip BOB sisters:
I wanna stride with ya
I won't bump or jolt ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Walk till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of DINKS won't like this song
'Cause they don't like to share the path
But I'll keep rolling and risk their wrath
'Cause BOBs are long, and they're strong
And they've got the suspension on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
Is that BOB your kids' Mercedes? (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Roll it out!
Even single folk got to shout
Babies got BOB!
Babies got BOB!
Yeah, baby, when it comes to strollers, Valco ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
41-26-19? Only if it's folded up!
So your girlfriend rolls a Joovy
And she thinks it's pretty groovy
But Joovy ain't got the shocks of a BOB smoothie
My visa gold card won't get used unless that stroller soothes
You can use Baby Trend or Cosco
But ask me, and I'll say "hell no!"
Some mothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the BOB ain't gold
They just don't apprehend it
So I wrote up a song to defend it
The haters say you're too large
But I like you large and in charge
Cause your touch is light and your angles are stunnin'
And I'm thinkin' 'bout runnin'
To the lightweights at BRU:
One brisk walk, and you are through
Take advice from your sister, you can't resist her
Those Amazon reviews didn't miss her
Some know-it-all tried to dis
'Cause these BOBs are on my list
She had one but she chose to trash it
And I pulled up quick to stash it
So ladies, if the BOB is broad
And you want to do more than plod
Dial 1-800-uz-da-hip
And take yourself a trip
Babies got BOB!
in case it's been a while:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo[/ame]
