Words Women use...This is a MUST READ!!

momof2kiddos

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Someone posted this on another baby board I am on So I wanted to share it here...(and if you're on my myspace it's on there too:D )



Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verb al sta tement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong" , for the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.
 
ADS

Morganthe

New member
ROFL --- too true.
Although, there are some that my dh uses with me. "Whatever" & "Fine" are favorites. The "Loud SIGH" is the biggest & most annoying one he does. I hate it, hate it, HATE IT! Then when his mom was visiting, they'd both sigh! :eek:

But if I "Sigh", he never ever hears it. :mad:

It's a German thing that goes right along with "The Sniff" :rolleyes:
 

Loves2sing

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Every word of this is true for me. In my "radian battles" with ny dh, many of these have come into effect.
 

Melizerd

New member
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

False when a woman says 5 min for a man to finish watching a game she means RIGHT NOW, not in 5 min. :ROTFLMAO:
 

skaterbabs

Well-known member
Heh - it's the opposite with the time thing in my house. Cam can't tell time, so five minutes means 20, and 20 minutes mans HOURS. :p
 

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